Divorced (Six Word Story 837)

Breakfasts were malt liquor and ramen.

Divorce (Six Word Story 817)

Gina chose the cat over him.

Alimony (Six Word Story 788)

The final bill had many zeroes.

Tempus Fuhgeddaboudit* (3 by 6 Word Story)

He constantly worried about the future.
She dwelt ever upon the past.
They divorced in the neglected present.

*Courtesy link/partial explanation for those who have never been to Jersey. You’ll have to figure out the rest.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuhgeddaboudit